Saturday, December 13, 2008

Agua Mala

I hate Kingdom Hearts.

Hate is perchance not a strong enough word. I detest Kingdom Hearts. I abhor it. I am physically sickened by it. I am running out of words on this online thesaurus.

I hate the crap story that's stupidly complicated to make people think it's good. I hate the boring, stale stock characters. I hate the way Final Fantasy and Disney are dragged in. I hate the way I'll be accused of "not liking Disney" and fanbrats will ignore everything else I say. I hate the utterly uninspiring combat. I hate the uninspiring platforming. I hate the character designs. I hate the way they gave Daffy and Goofy as a team. I hate Sora, so, very, very much.

Every element of the game was very well done, but one could say my poop is excreted in a perfect shape.

I'm sick of the devoted fanbrats that worship the game like a God. It's not a good game. It really isn't.

Left 4 Dead, however... now that is a good game.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL yes i don't really like the game either!

Jezz said...

WIN