Sunday, August 9, 2009

Hollywood A.D.

I am a MOVIE STAR. Well, a reality TV star, but that's beside the point.
For those of you that don't know, I work at the Mall of America at the amusement park inside - Nickelodeon Universe. Recently, TLC has been filming a reality show based on the operations inside the Mall. I'm in it. I got a script and everything. It was pretty much epic win.


Though some do not realise it, there are RULES to shipping. Just as it is an unspoken rule not to run around naked in a public place, it is a rule not to use another ship's official song for a fanvid. For example, one does not use "Jenny Don't Be Hasty" by Paolo Nuitini for Flack/Lindsay (FM Radio). Nor should anyone, under any circumstances, use "Rise" by Will Dailey for any ship other than Mac and Stella (I'm looking at you, gsr4ever323 and csi016!!)
For those who still don't get it, I'm composing a list of all the "Official" ship songs.

CSI: NY, Mac/Stella Smacked: Rise - Will Dailey
CSI: NY, Danny/Lindsay Dantana: Jenny Don't Be Hasty - Paolo Nuitini
CSI, Catherine/Grissom Grillows: Are You Gonna Be My Girl - JET
CSI, Grissom/Sara GSR: This Woman's Work - Kate Bush
CSI, Nick/Sara Snickers: One Way Or Another - Blondie
The X-Files, Mulder/Scully Sculder: Walkin' in Memphis - Cher
The X-Files, Mulder/Scully Sculder: Joy to the World - Three Dog Night
In Plain Sight, Marshall/Mary Mannon: The Lightning Strike - Snow Patrol
Bones, Bones/Booth Semperance: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Smallville, Clark/Lana Clana: You and Me - Lifehouse


If you feel I have missed a song or group, by all means, contact me.
Also, I'm blogging from the ER at Buffalo Hospital. I have severe acute bronchitis. WHEE.

2 comments:

Whiskey said...

I love that in your dire times you write a rant about couples. you fix my blog. and watch SVU. You are my hero. the end.

Jezz said...

Desperate times call for desperate measures, BB/