Nothing Important Happened Today

Yesterday was probably one of the best days of my life. For reals. Because yesterday was my BFF Chrispy's birthday, so as part of her gift, we went to CSI: The Experience at the Science Museum. As we were waiting for our turn to enter the exhibit, I remember hearing the oh-so-memorable "Who are you? Who who, who who?" playing from the inside of the room, perhaps from a movie or video clip. Chris and I simutaneously turned to eachother and squee'd. Besides actually solving a crime using technology from the show, and acually seeing the real technology used in crime labs across the nation, they had memorabelia from the show as well. They had an exact replica of Grissom's office, complete with my personal favorite, "Mrs. Piggy," a fetal pig in a jar.
They also had the models used in the show during the "Miniature Killer" storyarc.

After our fabulous adventure, we decided to quick stop at her house so she could open gifts and so I could get my early X-Mas gift. I say X-Mas because it has to do with X-Files which is very much cool. See, I already knew from last Tuesday that she had impossibly called in some favors to people she knew at Coborns, and had actually gotten the X-Files movie poster I had been mooning over ever since the beginning of the month. That didn't stop me, however, from jumping up and down and squee'ing hysterically when I actually unrolled it. For reals, omg, Mulder and Scully. X-Files. Oh my God, Chris, you are seriously the best ever. I'll leave you to blog about the funny Jeep-tripping we did, because I tried to type it and laughed to hard.
RAWR.

Agua Mala

I hate Kingdom Hearts.

Hate is perchance not a strong enough word. I detest Kingdom Hearts. I abhor it. I am physically sickened by it. I am running out of words on this online thesaurus.

I hate the crap story that's stupidly complicated to make people think it's good. I hate the boring, stale stock characters. I hate the way Final Fantasy and Disney are dragged in. I hate the way I'll be accused of "not liking Disney" and fanbrats will ignore everything else I say. I hate the utterly uninspiring combat. I hate the uninspiring platforming. I hate the character designs. I hate the way they gave Daffy and Goofy as a team. I hate Sora, so, very, very much.

Every element of the game was very well done, but one could say my poop is excreted in a perfect shape.

I'm sick of the devoted fanbrats that worship the game like a God. It's not a good game. It really isn't.

Left 4 Dead, however... now that is a good game.

Born Again

It's Sunday night, between nine and ten,
And I realize I can't remember since when
I've had this bizarre social disease;
I make people look tame who have OCD's.
I'd tell you my story, but it would take a while,
And right now, shh! it's time for 'X-Files'.

So for the next hour, I sit and I think,
"Are aliens here?" and "How bad do Morleys stink?"
And, "Too bad Krycek's a rat, because that man is fine!"
And, "Are the Lone Gunmen's lives as pathetic as mine?"
So, I think and crunch another sunflower seed.
It's 'X-Files' time. That's all that I need.

And I'll learn a lot, too, without effort Herculean,
Like not to stand in people's shadows and what color's cerulean,
And if I get plastic surgery, before I get the gas,
I'll double check that the surgeon won't get evil on my ass!
I'll learn a good arm's essential for a from-right-field throw.
It's 'X-Files' time. That's all that I know.

And I'll find new ways as well to express how I'm feeling.
When I'm bored, I'll toss pencils up into the ceiling.
I'll sing "Shaft" when in a state of discombobulation,
And hope my death won't involve auto-erotic asphyxiation.
I'll use the term "Bleep!" when I need to be blunt.
It's 'X-Files' time. That's all that I want.

And I'll wish for blue eyes and hair of vermilion,
So a handsome man will tell me I'm his one in five billion.
I'll avoid the show 'Friends' 'cause of that ditzy chick,
Because women named Phoebe make me very sick.
I'll wish death for Agent Fowley to rain down from above.
It's 'X-Files' time. That's all that I love.

The show's starting now; it's got my full attention.
Time for UFO's and unresolved sexual tension.
Time for skeptics and believers to watch and unite.
Time for conspiracies to be brought out into the light.
Time for pulses to pound and hearts to beat unsteady;
It's 'X-Files' time. So I'll shut the hell up already!

Paper Hearts

I am thankful for the X-Files.

Recently, an unaired kiss scene between Scully and Mulder was released onto the internet. Gasp. What's weird is that although I am a shipper and do support the matrimony of Mulder and Scully, this kiss was uncalled for. I much liked the bee sting and Scully listing off her symptoms from the sting. It has taught me the lesson that when stung by an extraterrestrial biological entity through a bee, I should list out what I'm feeling whilst I'm falling in and out of consciousness, rather than my last words.

Anywho, here is the scene that has been released after 10 years.



I must say that that is one of the longest held and wonkiest kisses I have ever seen. I LOVE IT. It's sooo much more passionate and beautiful than the final kiss in IWTB. But the cute thing is that he carries her, which is an 'aww' moment for me as well as 'zomg mulder and scully getting it on! win!'

Also the blooper reel from Fight the Future has been released as well! Which isn't as funny as all of the other seasons, but is still worth watching.

Oh, oh, oh! AND there still is a possibility for THE X-FILES 3!! Purportedly if the sales of the DVD's of I Want to Believe are high, then we will be graced with a third movie, in which David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson and the rest of the crew have already agreed upon doing. Actually, the producer, Frank Spotnitz actually admitted that the release of the movie, a week after The Dark Knight, was wonky and that The X-Files got creamed, which I totally agree upon. BUT I do hope that they come out with a third movie, just because the X-Files mythos circled around the 2012 legend so much. It'll be an alien conspiracy movie, which is heartwarming.

The bad thing is, that Spotnitz has said that the continuation of the X-Files is only limited to movies, and not television or television movies. That's fine with me as long as they continue and finish the mythos somehow. The series left off on a sort of cliffhanger in pertinence to the mythos, Scully and Mulder are fugitives knowing that 2012 was going to be the initiation of the alien colonization. However, in I Want to Believe, no real inklings as to 2012 have been hinted at, which is acceptable for a Monster of the Week type film, but still.


Here's to The X-Files and unaired decades old footage!

Kitsunegari

OMFG GUYS. I'M GONNA EXPLODE. I AM GOING TO FUCKING A'SPLODE. I AM SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT GILLIAN ANDERSON (Scully from the X-Files and like one of my favorite actress EVAR) WAS THE ONE WHO DID THE VOICE-OVER FOR "MORO" (wolf-goddess) IN LIKE THE BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF ALL TIME - PRINCESS MONONOKE. LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SERIOUSLY.

... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMG!


OH YEAH AND THE X-FILES MOVIE CAME OUT TODAY SO ME AND CHRISTY WENT TO GO GET IT AND THEN WE WATCHED IT LIKE 364G59968271132H4830T5872UAB3Y399E06Q1258333 TIMES WHICH IS WEIRD BECUZ I DIDNT KNOW THAT '364G59968271132H4830T5872UAB3Y399E06Q1258333' WAZ EVEN A NUMBER.